Archive for February, 2010

Legalize It

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

I have the solution for the people who want to legalize same-sex marriages. They’ve been going about it in the wrong way. They’re trying to get legislation passed. Unfortunately, legislation has to be passed by politicians.Enough said there?

No, the gays have to go about this in a different way. What they have to do is form their own religion. After all, this country has freedom of religion.

And they can be very Twenty-first Century and make it an Internet religion, with a flock stretching across the world.

However, it might be a good idea to erect some sort of building, whether a church, a temple, a home office, or a beach house. Think of it. The holiday decorations would be to die for!

Once we’ve reached that point, it isn’t hard to look forward to the ultimate: St. Judy.